What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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I forgot

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What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship