What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

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What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.