What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.