What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.