When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon