When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it