When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it