What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.