What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does a fern have in its house?

Fern-iture

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!