What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit

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Sacrilegious.

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Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Crime

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

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Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Plain Clothe Jokes More Plain Clothe Jokes

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

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