What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.