What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.