Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!