Because he was a dirty double crosser!
Because their peckers are on their faces.
A: Everything was eggcellent.
A: The breakdown lane.
To get to the other side
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
Because to them it's boring.
You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!