Because he was a dirty double crosser!
A: Who else would follow a chicken
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him
No one knows it's never happened.
Dirty.
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!