Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?

A: The bucket.

What do you call dirt?

Dirty.

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!