Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q