Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
Because the elephant isn't chicken !
pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Because he could.
To put the bones on the other side.
Because it's a pastor )
A: Deterrent.
A tire.
Elon's musk
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.
A: Because he was always spotted.
