Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!