Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..
He was safety-pinned to the chicken.
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.
A wooly jumper!
To get to the other cider.
Twilight Gap
I'll take you clothes shopping right now".
A Peter Parka
Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
One had to P.
A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!