Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.