What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

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A high-jacker.

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !