What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What do you NEVER call a black man?

a friend

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.