What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!