What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"