What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

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Because there wasn't mushroom on it.