What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with