What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible