What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

Previous Random Joke Next
Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible