When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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Why was a blind man's leg wet?

A: Her dog was blind too.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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I'm just asking for a friend)

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Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.