How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What do you call an ant from overseas ?

Impartant

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water