How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.