How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.