How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

When can you tell your waitress is having a bad day?

When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Refill Jokes More Refill Jokes

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Soft Drink Jokes More Soft Drink Jokes

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.