Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

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Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.