Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

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What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.