What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...