What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

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What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much