What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

Ow Jokes More Ow Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much