How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

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How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

What's my favorite machine at the gym?

The snack machine.

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What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.