What's my favorite machine at the gym?

The snack machine.

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What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"