The vending machine.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.
An exorcist.
The snack machine.
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
Gym.Tan.Laundry.
Because it couldn't be parsed.
To work on his caw strength.
To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me
Air conditioning
Because of all the resistance training
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Pretty much the same as anyone else.
Because you already know she'll work out.
To burn some calories.
The Y.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
Dairy
The ATM
Really bad so he hurts himself.
He wants to get ruff
BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D
and "What's a gym "
https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM
They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.
The business plan.
Sasquats
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"
To make sure his cross fit.
Mussolini
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Diddly squat
James
Because some relationships don't work out.
Do they not know what a nap is
Both say Please insert Bill.
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
Because America is never wrong.
The 2016 Olympics.
Where you left it
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
Hey there, whatsapp!!
About a day
Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"
A tourist.
