Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.