Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What do you call a posh Gym?

James

Ruff Jokes More Ruff Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!