Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.