Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

Ruff Jokes More Ruff Jokes

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!