Ruff Jokes

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What did the horny dog say to the girl dog?

Do you like it ruff

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