What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!