What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.