What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.