What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.