What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.