How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

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Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo