How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"