How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

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What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.