How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

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Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.