How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.