What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea