What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What did one ape say to the the other ape?

What did one ape say to the other ape. "

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How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.