What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.