What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.