Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.