Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest