Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.