Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall. :D

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat