Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest