Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.