Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest