What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture