What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

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Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture