What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
The Ottoman Empire.
Elrond's cupboard.
A Reputable.
The parents move the furniture.
Overstuffed.
Get some furniture
The multiplication table.
They are just furniture with the ability to die.
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A: Rearranged the furniture
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
From the ideal gnome exhibition !
A: A new bar
A grudge.
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
Cause they can't protect their towers.
A Kia Soul.
A Quebrolet.
Paddy O'Furniture
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.
Mootiny.
Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it
The Olympigs!
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
Because that's when they brake fast.
Patty O'Furniture
