What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
The Ottoman Empire.
Elrond's cupboard.
A Reputable.
The parents move the furniture.
Overstuffed.
Get some furniture
The multiplication table.
They are just furniture with the ability to die.
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: Rearranged the furniture
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
From the ideal gnome exhibition !
As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".
Stalagmice !
Patti O'Furniture
First time posting to .
Nuts.
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
He's still there.
Patty O'Furniture.
Patty O'furniture.
Cinco.
The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.
Paddy O'Furniture
Paddy O'Furniture!
Because they are always uf.
Its bang out of order!
