What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
The Ottoman Empire.
Elrond's cupboard.
A Reputable.
The parents move the furniture.
Overstuffed.
Get some furniture
The multiplication table.
They are just furniture with the ability to die.
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A: Rearranged the furniture
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
From the ideal gnome exhibition !
Because he needed a stool sample.
Submitting a stool sample.
Igloos it together.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
The Lone Aardvark!
The NBA.
Paddy O' Furniture
Paddy O'furniture
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
Because someone's always on the deck!
One less drunken Irishman
Because gingers don't have Souls.
A scientologist.
It's a fugazi.
Patty O'Furniture
