What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
The Ottoman Empire.
Elrond's cupboard.
A Reputable.
The parents move the furniture.
Overstuffed.
Get some furniture
The multiplication table.
They are just furniture with the ability to die.
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: Rearranged the furniture
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
From the ideal gnome exhibition !
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
A: None. The sockets all went with the house.
Nah, I'm-a stay.
Cause nice guys always finish last.
Duh. Cause he's da foe.
Because he needed laser eye surgery!
She needed more concentration.
Kick him in the nuts.
Diez nuts!
paddy o' furniture
Paddy o' Furniture
Erdogone
A Ford F-tree-fiddy
A toy-
