What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
The Ottoman Empire.
Elrond's cupboard.
A Reputable.
The parents move the furniture.
Overstuffed.
Get some furniture
The multiplication table.
They are just furniture with the ability to die.
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A: Rearranged the furniture
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
From the ideal gnome exhibition !
An "A" frame...
A: When the door is open.
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
We haven't spoken for five years".
Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo
He ran out of patients.
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic
Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!
Hurricanes with cataracts
Elrond Hubbard!
What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!
An americano with an extra shot
Who the hell ordered a new roof?"
