What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

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What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.