What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.