The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A surgeon.
So they don't whistle on the way down.
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Your princi-pal.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Just reddit.
Don't touch this.
They were both catchers for the Padres.
All rye all rye
HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES
