Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Who is the poorest guy in the south?

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Geography Jokes More Geography Jokes

Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.