Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

What is a Canadian's Favorite Game?

Sorry!

South Jokes More South Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Geography Jokes More Geography Jokes

Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.