How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

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Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!