How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!