How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

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Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ?

Because there is no try.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph