Road Sign Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'