He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour
They wipe, flush, and wash their hands
The back of my hand...
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
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I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
She broke it trying to read the road signs.
Reading road signs at 30 MPH