He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour
The back of my hand.
Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
His resurrection lasted more than four hours.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
She broke it trying to read the road signs.
