Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

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How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Road Sign Jokes More Road Sign Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH