Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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I love you, boo!!

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Raile!

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending