Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

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Twister

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They show possession.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

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He felt really out of place.

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What's better than tennis?

Elevenis

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Courtney.

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How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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