Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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Because he was grounded.

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They both love stoning women.

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Don't go back to those two places.

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Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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Lipstick