Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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Webley.

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He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

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How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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What do you call a 7 foot tall Ellen Pao?

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