What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

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What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!