What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!