What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!