Rink injustice!
TAKBEER!
This guy.
Because they always draw a cardigan.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
They refuse to integrate.
They play music, not hockey.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger
Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
The NHL playoffs
because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!