What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

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What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).