Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

December Jokes More December Jokes

Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Specific Ocean Jokes More Specific Ocean Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.