Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

December Jokes More December Jokes

Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Specific Ocean Jokes More Specific Ocean Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.