Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday?

Yellow Cake

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

December Jokes More December Jokes

Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Specific Ocean Jokes More Specific Ocean Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.