Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

December Jokes More December Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!

Specific Ocean Jokes More Specific Ocean Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.