How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much do dirty deeds cost again?

Malcolm Young

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.