How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.