How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.