How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

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What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.