Buccaneer Jokes

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What's a Buccaneer?

They're on the side of your buccin head.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Where are your buccaneers?

They're on your buccan head!

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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