How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.