How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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