How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.