How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)