What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.