What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!