What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Previous Random Joke Next
Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)