Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"