Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

How does a Chinese cat say hello?

Mi Hao.

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What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

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What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.