Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

What do you call a Chinese millionare?

Ching-Ching.

Chink Jokes More Chink Jokes

Why did the Samurais armor break?

There was a chink in it.

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

Mulan Jokes More Mulan Jokes

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai