What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

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What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon