What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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Water...

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Mourning wood

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Because she uses the other one to sing.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni