Paul Mc Cartney Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Linda Jokes More Linda Jokes

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.