Paul Mc Cartney Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

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What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

Linda Jokes More Linda Jokes

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes