Paul Mc Cartney Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

Who do you give a lost gun to?

The rifle owner.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

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