Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.
A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
The Amazon River actually has sails.
Lost
They're both really high and have no access to water.
They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.
They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.
A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.
Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.
Either way you lose the trailer!