What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Redneck Divorce Jokes More Redneck Divorce Jokes

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.