What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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The UK National Lottery!

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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I'm at your service ma'am.

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

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A. Betty White.

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Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams