What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

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They both lose pounds really fast.

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Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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Swab the deck!

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They're always cutting lines

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They put on the Google!

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A: The bow is moving.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.