What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.