What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.