What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team