Swat Team Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Blunt Jokes More Blunt Jokes

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force