Swat Team Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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A high rise

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Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

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What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

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What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.